My little street dog loves me and I love him back. I found you in the middle of the street skinny, dirty, and covered with fleas. Now you are healthy, clean, and my bestest friend.
i ride my bike somewhere between 150 and 200 miles each week. i’m really glad i got fancy and got a nice expensive seat made just for lady parts.
Do you really do yoga if you don’t post instagram pictures of it?
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please come brush/braid my hair on my bed and watch tv with me. i’ll feed you snacks and you can pet my dog.
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Anonymous said: God's not dead is a movie. Maybe she's referring to that?
my mom just randomly texted me “god’s not dead”
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